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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 11:35:42 GMT
As people on here are keen to know how a Royal Princess lives, I thought I'd share some of my background.My full name is (looking it up again on another thread, as she still can't remember): Princess Anastasia Dionysia Rasputina BĆ”thory DrÄculeČti de Berry Tuvstarr.
This is the country where my family set up their home in days gone by:
This is our ancestral home (built by a wicked ancestor):
My bedroom is in the tall tower, that small window is where I lower my hair from, from time to time, in the hope a brave prince will climb up.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 11:38:13 GMT
Occasionally I am bothered by fiends, who want to marry me for my wealth and beauty, but fortunately I have a brave champion who deals with them. Here he is fighting a windmill:
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 11:45:43 GMT
This is our library gathered together by many wicked ancestors: Here is the Royal Librarian who looks after it, the books in it are rather odd, as she has strange taste. We have one about a talking mongoose: We have a very good writer in residence, but I often can't see him when I'm browsing the volumes, as he is hidden away in a corner somewhere gathering dust. Here he is:
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 11:51:58 GMT
Here is the Royal Magician (the man who is always with him is a mystery): Here is the man who reads out my royal proclamations, when I say something wise, from a vellum scroll:
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 11:59:45 GMT
Here is the Royal Doctor. His specialty is leeches: He breeds them and hopes to create one we can ride on. But I'm not so sure.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:02:12 GMT
More nonsense soon!
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:05:12 GMT
Here is the man who looks after the royal art gallery:
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:07:47 GMT
This is the man that brews the royal perfume. He uses only the finest ingredients, as I must smell nice for my future prince:
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:11:16 GMT
These are the two Royal Advisors. They are however, quite useless: Ripper (See! Too lazy even to add a picture) This one goes missing on full moons and sightings of Asimov's hands have been seen in the local village, by fair maidens, at the same time.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:17:21 GMT
This man has been sighted in the castle regularly, but I have no idea who he is:
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Post by Swampirella on Jul 9, 2021 12:21:09 GMT
This is our library gathered together by many wicked ancestors: Here is the Royal Librarian who looks after it, the books in it are rather odd, as she has strange taste. We have one about a talking mongoose: We have a very good writer in residence, but I often can't see him when I'm browsing the volumes, as he is hidden away in a corner somewhere gathering dust. Here he is: Thank you Princess, I'm honoured!
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Post by helrunar on Jul 9, 2021 12:26:17 GMT
Ah, the Grand Duchy of Fenwick. No wonder our Princess is noted as a lady of fashion and fortune.
H.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:36:53 GMT
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Post by Swampirella on Jul 9, 2021 12:40:01 GMT
Finally, an artist who sees "the real me". Never mind these damn new-fangled "photographs"...
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 9, 2021 12:53:06 GMT
The Royal Magician is correct, here in Grand Fenwick we are indeed ladies of taste. As can be seen from this picture of myself and Swampirella having our wigs fitted by the Royal Perfume Maker:
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