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Post by cauldronbrewer on Jul 11, 2021 21:54:56 GMT
This is the man that brews the royal perfume. I am pleased to recommend some phantom perfumes.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 11, 2021 22:54:16 GMT
Thank you for sharing Royal Perfume Maker! Some weird and wonderful threads on here. I've thought of a new thread that I'll do tomorrow when I'm near computer. As I'm locked in my tower in bed at the moment. But I'll tell you all about it so you can think of stories. Oddest ways of killing people in horror or detective fiction. What are the most weird methods used by fiends in stories to do away with unfortunates? Please tell me if this has been done before, as I'm having to use phone as tablet has run out of battery, and it's harder to search. As I type this I hear distant echoes of Swan speaking in Anglo-Saxon, I wonder how Swampirella is enjoying the latest Grendel epic?
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Post by Swampirella on Jul 11, 2021 23:12:06 GMT
As I type this I hear distant echoes of Swan speaking in Anglo-Saxon, I wonder how Swampirella is enjoying the latest Grendel epic? You wanna know how I'm enjoying it? This is how!
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 12, 2021 0:30:06 GMT
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Post by Swan on Jul 12, 2021 10:43:02 GMT
As I type this I hear distant echoes of Swan speaking in Anglo-Saxon, I wonder how Swampirella is enjoying the latest Grendel epic? You wanna know how I'm enjoying it? This is how!
By Woden's Great Beard! I recognise that Look! For we Storytellers call it The Look of Wonder! It can only Mean One Thing: She Loved It! Fear Not, Splendid Lady of the Marsh, for That was Only the Introduction, the Main Tale is To Come! Weave Fairest Garlands of Swamp Flowers in Your Hair, Bold Lady, and Follow Me later Tonight (for another Five Hours) as the World-Candle dims, over the Swan-Road, in Wave-Floaters, to Distant Lands, and the Gold-Shining-Halls of Heroes!
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Post by Swampirella on Jul 12, 2021 11:31:21 GMT
You wanna know how I'm enjoying it? This is how!
By Woden's Great Beard! I recognise that Look! For we Storytellers call it The Look of Wonder! It can only Mean One Thing: She Loved It! Fear Not, Splendid Lady of the Marsh, for That was Only the Introduction, the Main Tale is To Come! Weave Fairest Garlands of Swamp Flowers in Your Hair, Bold Lady, and Follow Me later Tonight (for another Five Hours) as the World-Candle dims, over the Swan-Road, in Wave-Floaters, to Distant Lands, and the Gold-Shining-Halls of Heroes! Avenge me, dear friends! (some friend you are, Princess)
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 12, 2021 11:51:56 GMT
By Woden's Great Beard! I recognise that Look! For we Storytellers call it The Look of Wonder! It can only Mean One Thing: She Loved It! Fear Not, Splendid Lady of the Marsh, for That was Only the Introduction, the Main Tale is To Come! Weave Fairest Garlands of Swamp Flowers in Your Hair, Bold Lady, and Follow Me later Tonight (for another Five Hours) as the World-Candle dims, over the Swan-Road, in Wave-Floaters, to Distant Lands, and the Gold-Shining-Halls of Heroes! Avenge me, dear friends! (some friend you are, Princess)
He was waiting at the bottom of the cliff in his boat. He is now taking you over the Swan-Road, in his Wave-Floater, to a Distant Land, and the Gold-Shining-Halls of some Heroes. Have Fun!
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 20, 2021 20:44:50 GMT
People seem to have been wondering where I've got to, having left the Vault. Well they may not have said that, but I'm sure they thought it. Anyway, I can tell you: I've travelled to the good old U.S. of A.! Today my ship docked in New York, city of tall skyscrapers. Here is my boat after arrival in th "Big Apple." Excited by the tales of daring do told about the U.S. of A. and Canada, by helrunar and Swampirella, I've decided to visit each of these young nations in turn. Here I am, dressed for the occasion: I decided to blend in like the locals, and just to be on the safe side, as the Americas is a wild place, I came armed for protection. Join me as my American adventure begins!
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 20, 2021 21:55:41 GMT
Does anyone have any advice for a novice tourist visiting these strange shores? Naturally I brought my sword, in case of hand to hand combat if I ever visit "skid row". Edited to say just got back from visiting Skid Row, where I encountered my first local "toughs". Fortunately I was equal to the occasion. I think they may have been hip-hoppers, as I swear I heard The Bronski Boys beastly music in the background as I fenced them. Here I am facing these beasts down! Have at ye pardner!
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Post by Swan on Jul 21, 2021 0:18:45 GMT
I trust when you reach Montreal you will eat macaroons with a certain fair Lotus Lady in the most expensive restaurant possible?
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 0:25:18 GMT
I trust when you reach Montreal you will eat macaroons with a certain fair Lotus Lady in the most expensive restaurant possible? She's back in Grand Fenwick, in Castle Tuvstarr's Grand Library, cataloguing all the books my wicked ancestors stole from monasteries back in the day. It's where you are too. I will still be eating in that restaurant of course, I'll order the most luxuriant afternoon tea possible, and think of her fondly, as I indulge on one delicious macaroon after another.
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Post by Dr Strange on Jul 21, 2021 0:32:34 GMT
Does anyone have any advice for a novice tourist visiting these strange shores? If you are tempted to try riding an ostrich, you should probably wear a crash helmet.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 0:37:31 GMT
Does anyone have any advice for a novice tourist visiting these strange shores? If you are tempted to try riding an ostrich, you should probably wear a crash helmet. Would an expensive designer hat do?
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Post by Dr Strange on Jul 21, 2021 10:02:30 GMT
If you are tempted to try riding an ostrich, you should probably wear a crash helmet. Would an expensive designer hat do? Maybe, though feathers might confuse the ostrich.
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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 12:59:22 GMT
Would an expensive designer hat do? Maybe, though feathers might confuse the ostrich. I'll need a form of transport to get around this large continent. Is there anything you could recommend? Bearing in mind my main mode of dress in ankle length skirts, impractical shoes, and designer headwear. It would help if I had room to wield my trusty sword too, as I suspect fiends abound in this strange brave new world.
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