Gregory Pendennis Library Of Black Sorcery

[dem bones]

Slowly, Marsh/ Sundae collaboration The Gregory Pendennis Library Of Black Sorcery has built up an appreciative, if slightly minuscule, audience on WordPress and yesterday saw an impassioned triple response from 'Lily' to the post on Dorothy Irvine's controversial 'Satanic survivor' flame-grilled whopper, From Witchcraft To Christ.

My family was attacked by a Brazilian sorceress, a few of them, for a green card, destroying my relationship, sending demons and dark spirits, it was brutal, I almost lost my child to suicide and drug overdose, I lost everything dear to me, and then I was guided by an inner voice to a series of books called The I AM Discourses by the Saint Germain Foundation. It told how black magic is the misuse of spiritual powers and that the openings for this darkness were uncontrolled passions like anger and lust. In fact, World War 2 was the result of many black magicians compelling destruction upon the planet. In this discourse, I was given a decree: God, send ARch Angel Michael and the Angels of the Flaming Sword to sweep through the earth and its atmosphere this instant and seek out, seize, bind, hold inactive and remove from the earth this instant, all black magicians, their emissaries and claws, embodied or disembodied.”

Those who practice this dark art will be removed and taken to a Compound of LIght, where they will be purified and make restitution for their descrecation of LIfe. This way they don’t have to come back and make up their Karma, because it will take many lifetimes, embodiments to make right all the harm they caused. Call forth the Mighty Legions of LIght to remove all destructive people from earth and we will be cleansed of all this darkness forever. God bless you and your journey.

So there you have it. The Apocalypse is coming! Remember to tell all your friends that you read about it first on your tomorrow's-news-today Vault!

[franklinmarsh]

Top cover of No 2 (how appropriate) there!

Don't forget to keep the old galoot in Remy Martin and Moet Et Chandon by collecting the whole series!

1. Vampire Overlord - Kev Stoker
3. Goonchild - Anton Krolok
4. Studies In Occultism At 'A' Level - Melanie Blatvoussurleconk
5. Karknackered - the Spook Botherer - William Hopeless Hodgepodge
6. The Black Sorcery Review - Kev Wheatley
7. Barry Kost - Biography Of A Phantom Tracker - Paul Laborius
8. The Witch Of Newport Pagnell - F Mario Superbrothers
9. Unearthly Stories Vol 1 - selected by Gregory Pendennis
10. The Prisoner In The Opel Manta - AEW Masonic-Handshake
11. Satan's Concubine - J W Primeofmissjeanbrodie- Innitagain
12. Your Hand - Your Best Friend - Cheerio
13. Black Magic - Better Than Terry's All Gold? - Margaret Bowintopressure
14. Real Magic Don't Use Quiche - Philip Bonehead
15. Faust (and other Krautrock Heroes) - Goethe Gettanotherjob
16. More Unearthly Tosh - selected by Gregory Pendennis
17. Gap In The Publishing Schedule - Jon Buckthetrend
18. Interpretation Of Nightmares - Zofarzogood
19. Voodoo Rhythm Method - P Paul Herraux
20. The Necrophiles - R H Bensonandhedges
21. Black Sorcery And Attractive Naked Young Women - essays and stories by Gregory Pendennis
22. The Flying Sphinx - Jo Studentgrant
23. Don't Go There - J K Hightimes
24. The Monk - (An appreciation of Thelonius) - Matt U Louis
25. Horror At Faunteleroy - Alex Andre Duwun
26. The Hell Fire Club (and who to hit with it) - Ronald McDonald
27. The Mighty At Home - Captain Corelli
28. The Poisonous Affair - Ahsumed Moniker (originally published as The Man From UNCLE No 27)
29. Crone And Vicar - Hilda Klime
30. Death By Bullsh*t - Franklin Marsh
31. Fortune Making At Cards - Ida Goodhand
32. Dead Ways In The Dark - Peter Sexedup
33. The Spectral Buccaneers - William Hopeless Hodgepodge
34. The Fantasm Of The Theatre - Gaston Marquesicks.
35. The Greater Tramps - Charles Blackguard
36. Th Retur O Th Magi - Morris Minor
37. Absolute Tosh Vol 3 - selected by Gregory Pendennis
38. Which Witch Is King? - Evelyn Syder
39. Fronkensteen - Shelley Maybe
40. The Oath Of The Wizened Woman - Lord Elpus
41. The Brooding Queen Witch - Saxton Roamer
42. Brazilian Wax - Now That's Magic! - Manuel McTavish
43. More Barking Than You Think - William Jackson
44. Whoar! In Heaven - Charles Blackguard.
45. Morbyd - Ron Cowpat Powerless

[andydecker]

In fact, World War 2 was the result of many black magicians compelling destruction upon the planet

So Professor Bruttenholm was right

[dem bones]

Apr 10, 2008 11:36:42 GMT franklinmarsh said:

Don't forget to keep the old galoot in Remy Martin and Moet Et Chandon by collecting the whole series!

The cornerstone of every horror collection, FM. Black Sorcery And Attractive Naked Young Women: essays and stories by Gregory Pendennis remains the finest study of mumbo jumbo hocus pocus ever written in five minutes, while not for nothing has Charles Blackguard's long suppressed Whoar! In Heaven been favourably compared to Doreen Irksome's enduring "satanic survivor" confessional, From Satan to Tesco's and/ or "a really shite episode of 'Allo 'Allo"

Of the greatest value are the introductions, primarily by Pendennis although he would sometimes delegate to a lesser author if he'd been overdoing the Bollinger (very dry). I for one am happy to acknowledge my huge debt of gratitude to the Right Rev. Augustus Piranharama for his chilling expose of so-called "good" magicians in the Peter Sexedup masterpiece.

IS YOUR CHILD A DEVIL WORSHIPPING WHITE WITCH?

"Are there any PAGANS in the audience tonight ? This is a song from our new album, "What about the witch trials then?" called "Anybody who goes to Church is in the Spanish Inquisition" ....

Candia of beat group INKUBUS SUKKUBUS, a veritable Chloe Languish of course, advocating niceness and campaigning against the Witchcraft act which saw her sisters burnt at the stake, ducked and hung by Matthew Hopkins at Salem in Essex on Walpurgisnacht, Christmas day 1970. The "inky suckies" are "with it and "the top of the pops" with juvenile delinquents - you may even have caught your tomboy daughter humming one of their pleasant tunes.

But are all pagans nice people who just want to take clothes off and go to the Sabat on their Broomsticks to read about crop circles and worship the phallus so the lettuce patch will yield a bumper crop next year? Or is their another side to them. Something sinister. Something Satanic?

Our findings may surprise you. They may even shock you. If so, we make no apology. For too long these diabolical cults have flourished in the shadows while lazy old Mr & Mrs Britain have snoozed the deep sleep of complacency. Snore away if your conscience will allow - but don't blame us if one day soon your chipper little Jason and Kylie burst in on your Tupperware party, hammer nails through everybody's eyeballs, mount them on the wall with all their intestines hanging out, sacrifice them to Beelzebub, and spend all their pocket money on luminous rubber skeletons and spiders that glow in the dark when you put the light out and it's night. Ignore then, at your peril, this chilling expose.

Still think it's all a bit of jolly, harmless jiggery-pokery? Read on ....

The tell—tale signs: One Hundred things you didn't know about this sinister blood cult!

• Sometimes they go naked and dance around a toadstool in their houses which are a mess because they never clean up after then and they all smoke.
  
• They fly to a "BLACK SABBATH" on either a broomstick or a space hopper every day and turn Into the Devil or a goat with a thousand legs.
  
• They carry excrement in their pockets at all times in case they see a church and fancy a quick desecrate.
  
• They have their heads specially shrunken by a witch-doctor so they can turn into a bat.
  

FAMOUS PAGANS THROUGHOUT HISTORY

• SAWNEY BEANE - The Man-eater of Midlothian ate everybody in Scotland.
  
• THE BORGIAS - They pretended to be the Pope so everybody would think they were good and they'd go to Heaven but really they were using it as a front to make lots of money, get their own TV series, have long hair and be in orgies at the Vatican. That's not the sort of behaviour one expects from the church!
  
• MARGARET THATCHER - During her satanic reign, the hunchback of Downing Street invented yuppies and Mark Thatcher in one morning and stole all the little poor children's milk at break-time.
  
• DIEGO MARADONNA - He claimed it was the "hand of God" that cheated England out of the world cup that time but was it really the claw of Satan?
  
• MADONNA - Her scanty get-ups and raunchy antics shocked the world! Once she dressed up as Ronald McDonald and asked Naomi Campbell if she could suck her toes but Naomi's mother was so furious she chased her all the way down the street with a broom and Madge hasn't been so "into" witchcraft since.
  
• RASPUTIN - "There was a cat that really was gone" sang Boney M. "Gone"? He invented Russia for goodness sake! And he only did it to annoy America so much they'd all go mad and blow the world up and there wouldn't be any more churches. "Gone"?. How "gone" do these people want their pinko commie subversives to be?
  

Little tykes vomiting, spouting obscenities, throwing fits? Rotation of head when not allowed to watch "GROTBAGS" on TV? WHAT YOU CAN DO

• Witches Calendar: Keep your kids under house arrest on these October 31st - Halloween (which is also known, as "Walpurgisnacht" and "May the first")
  
• Make your child attend church three times daily except Sundays and Feast Days when they can spend the entire 24 hours there.
  
• Throw out any black, purple or velvet item of clothing they possess and replace them with bright, happy-coloured garbs of a more sensible, conservative nature. A shell-suit should serve admirably.
  
• Snoop in their bedroom when they're out with their weird friends.
  

* I apologise in advance*

[Craig Herbertson]

IS YOUR CHILD A DEVIL WORSHIPPING WHITE WITCH?

One can always hope.....