Considered one of the all-time greats, horror author Carson Fisher has been mouldering away in a cemetery for the last ten years. However this story isn't about him, it's about his murderer, who has decided to write the ultimate kiss-and-kill book.
From Johnny Mains, creator of the Dead Funny series, comes A Distasteful Horror Story - a novel that possibly should never have been written, let alone published...
"[Mains] is giving you little pieces of the puzzle all the time: keeping you guessing while at the same time satisfying your curiosity. It is a brilliant trick and I
wonder quite how he does it. I hope he will reveal his methods to us all one day. Many a Booker prize winning novelist would benefit from his technique" - Reggie Oliver
"In future editions of the OED, the verb 'to Mains' will be defined as 'to acerbically and wittily dissect the world of small press horror" - John Llewellyn Probert
"What do you mean I'm not allowed to blurb my own book?" - Johnny Mains
"It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks" - Johnny Cash