coral
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Post by coral on Apr 2, 2008 19:45:11 GMT
That's a truly horrible thought, Craig, worse even than one of mr Weirdmongers scatalogical stories for turning the stomach. Human beings are omniverous I know, but some people will eat absolutely anything. I did once try a slice of dried kangaroo that my uncle picked up and brought home for a laugh, but I suspect it was a joke and was only beef! I do like a nice roasted goat though, my uncle used to kill his own, shhh it's against the law.
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Post by Craig Herbertson on Apr 2, 2008 20:01:47 GMT
Just to rub it in I ate some last night at my daughters birthday party. The shameless Germans tucked in without even a frown
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Post by carolinec on Apr 2, 2008 22:14:11 GMT
Are you still talking about garlic stuffed olives? Yuk! I can't eat anything with garlic in it at all. No, it's nothing to do with being a vampire. I'm just alergic to garlic ... and celery. Which is a real bugger as a lot of food contains garlic and celery as so-called "flavourings". There are no hiding places for celery-hating vampires nowadays ... ;D ;D
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Post by Craig Herbertson on Apr 3, 2008 9:46:48 GMT
Yes, little green things and in this case the garlic was in vinegar soaked lumps in the same little tray. (I do write horror)
If its any consolation I have gone completely off asparagus. No idea why - just makes me feel totally yukkie and I used to like it...
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coral
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Post by coral on Apr 4, 2008 22:28:24 GMT
Craig, that's because as we age, our number of remaining taste buds reduce drastically, and our tastes can change accordingly. Hence you prefering something stronger tasting now, because you can still fully appreciate it, whereas asparagus, being much more mildly flavoured, has lost it's nuances for you, rendering it less palatable than when you had a full complement of taste buds. Coral King... specialist subject...stating the bleedin' obvious
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Post by Craig Herbertson on Apr 5, 2008 9:04:38 GMT
Coral, I now feel like I know nothing about myself. Will anything else awful happen to me or shouldn't I ask?
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Post by carolinec on Apr 5, 2008 18:13:13 GMT
Well, I hate to tell you this Craig, but everything starts to go as you get older - your hair, your eyesight - you name it, and you lose it! (not trying to be alarmist or anything, of course!)
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coral
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Post by coral on Apr 5, 2008 22:53:02 GMT
Be fair though Caroline, Craig will find that some things actually increase with age: nose hair ear hair need to pee Craig, you're ever so handsome so there's no need to worry-YET-muahahahaha...
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Post by carolinec on Apr 6, 2008 13:12:38 GMT
Be fair though Caroline, Craig will find that some things actually increase with age: nose hair ear hair need to pee Craig, you're ever so handsome so there's no need to worry-YET-muahahahaha... Aw, Coral, now I'm feeling guilty - we're going to become known as the terrible twosome for tormenting these poor young fellas! Let's just say the important thing is to keep beautiful on the inside, never mind what you look like on the outside. Which actually brings us back to the Great Vegetable Debate as, apparently, 5-a-day plus 4 litres of water is supposed to do just that (ie. keep you beautiful on the inside). I've been trying it on a bit of a recent health kick, but it doesn't seem to be working for me ....
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coral
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Post by coral on Apr 6, 2008 20:15:25 GMT
Oh no, don't be sad, I'm sure you're very beautiful indeed, even if you won't show us. Had to get that in, hee hee. Drinking lots of water does help, but it will take time to show the effect of having "flushed you out"! Your skin, hair, and digestive system should all improve. Perhaps I should try it, it might even out a few of these floppin' wrinkles. And don't feel mean on the men, at least they're not considered to be "on the shelf" the minute their first grey hair shows!!!!
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Post by Craig Herbertson on Apr 6, 2008 21:02:15 GMT
So I'm going to become a handsome, bald, incontinent monkey with dark glasses and a white stick.
Why don't they tell you this kind of thing at school.
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Post by carolinec on Apr 6, 2008 22:08:33 GMT
.. but it will take time to show the effect of having "flushed you out"! Oh no, we're back to the toilet horror again!
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coral
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Post by coral on Apr 6, 2008 23:04:04 GMT
Ha, you started it with your story for FC4!!!! Dear Craig, I'm convinced that you will become none of those things, but they wouldn't tell you at school anyway because that would be teaching you something that would actually be useful to you
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Post by troo on Apr 23, 2008 12:43:18 GMT
FOUR LITRES?!
For the middle of summer when you're doing loads of exercise, maybe.
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