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Post by Dr Terror on Mar 22, 2008 10:53:59 GMT
You've got a 'Ladies' in FC, Rog, but have you got room for a 'Gents'? |
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Post by Calenture on Mar 22, 2008 12:14:47 GMT
You've got a 'Ladies' in FC, Rog, but have you got room for a 'Gents'? I like it Charles. It had occurred to me that there's enough material for a Filthy Creations Toilet Special if Des wanted to contribute Squitters (I had an idea for a drawing for that one in mind). With the drawing for Caroline's Phone Number (which I keep thinking of as Feed the Hungry) I could probably increase the price of FC from nothing to twice the price!  This is obviously going to be a busy Bank Holiday weekend... |
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Post by jkdunham on Mar 22, 2008 13:18:22 GMT
It had occurred to me that there's enough material for a Filthy Creations Toilet Special if Des wanted to contribute SquittersIf you're going to do a Filthy Creations Toilet Special, I'd like to vote for the inclusion of one of bushwick's scatological masterpieces. |
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Post by sean on Mar 22, 2008 13:33:29 GMT
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Post by carolinec on Mar 22, 2008 13:46:37 GMT
You haven't seen the drawing I've begun based on your story. I promise you, it'll make you a star!  I must admit, I was wondering how on earth you're going to illustrate it. Can't wait to see it, in fact! ;D A "toilet special" FC sounds great - are you actually serious?  |
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Post by Calenture on Mar 22, 2008 14:01:12 GMT
A "toilet special" FC sounds great - are you actually serious? Well, I was... If you're going to do a Filthy Creations Toilet Special, I'd like to vote for the inclusion of one of bushwick's scatological masterpieces. But I knew there had to be something wrong with the idea. Much as I love the three horror shorts Bushwick has written, and I know that the fate of the world depends on his writing those scatological epics, there is no way I'm going to print those! For one thing they're just too long to maintain interest in the subject matter. |
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Crab On The Rampage
gloompunk; glitter goth: disciple of Rikki Nadir: demonik in disguise, etc.
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Post by glampunk on Mar 22, 2008 14:18:38 GMT
Just when I get to worry there are no depths left for Vault to plumb, the 'Filthies contemplate returning to their spiritual home for a 'Live from the Bram Stoker Memorial Bogshed' special ...... *enjoyed your story, Dr. Terror, although others may find it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth .... *  |
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Post by Dr Terror on Mar 22, 2008 14:46:10 GMT
Will the filthy creators be flushed with success, or will it be the issue that sees the mag go down the pan?
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Post by Calenture on Mar 22, 2008 16:30:19 GMT
Although the thought of a Toilet Special was amusing for as long as it took to type and post it, some kind of sanity has returned now. I think one of those stories is fun and two makes company, but any more and it'll become the FC either nobody wants to admit they had work in or the copy that changes hands in dark alleys for huge sums of money. Actually, thinking about that... ;D NO!  |
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Post by carolinec on Mar 22, 2008 16:57:11 GMT
.. or the copy that changes hands in dark alleys for huge sums of money. ... or on eBay! So, we've finished with the lavatorial humour on this thread!  |
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Post by weirdmonger on Mar 22, 2008 19:13:32 GMT
So, we've finished with the lavatorial humour on this thread! Has anyone read my story (ALUM CHINE) first published in 'Shoggoth' 1993?? weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2005/01/29/I claim that Toilet Mythos is indominatable! des |
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Post by carolinec on Mar 22, 2008 20:39:48 GMT
I have now! That is a truly, truly horrible story, Des (and I mean that as a compliment). ;D ;D |
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New Face In Hell
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Post by coral on Mar 22, 2008 21:13:44 GMT
Congratulations, it's brilliant. I feel quite ill after reading that.
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Post by carolinec on Mar 22, 2008 22:46:08 GMT
I feel quite ill after reading that. Yes, it made me feel sick too. A bit like when I made the mistake of reading Des' A Pie With Thick Gravy from "The Black Book .." while I was eating my lunch one day! Hey, let's return to the Top Ten - how about the top ten most sickening stories...? |
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Post by Calenture on Mar 22, 2008 23:19:31 GMT
Only Des Lewis could write a Steampunk battle scenario about going to the crapper. Brilliant and totally loony tunes. "Then she, and many others like her, felt - within their tubings, outlets and clearance-systems - the fermenting residue of bestowals become living essences, all with innocent eyes. These essences’ bodies fleshed out and erupted from the confines of their earth closets. Vulture moths, some called them. Or bony, misshapen eagles. Or last year's Christmas poultry, half-eaten, half-decayed, with wings capable of lifting them further than their frays and tatters would suggest. These majestic, mottled cockhead-flies, with potential to infect all conscious life with their own particular brand of reality, spanned space with the faltering steps of the just-born..." " ...Even when my head, severed at the root, was used as a roof ornament by the more ruffian end of the Great Old gargoyle-makers, my tongue still wagged, like the nerve-wracked wing of a wounded Vulture Moth. And what my tongue said made no more sense than the stories with which my dreams, even now in death, were freighted." |
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