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Post by allthingshorror on Jun 27, 2009 12:28:46 GMT
Star (1985) DEAR COL. PARKER
I understand Elvis will be appearing in Portland again for two shows. I wonder is it possible to talk to you and him about my views concerning the style of show he has taken on lately, which I think is a serious mistake. As ever, my offer stands to take over from Elvis in any situation when he might become unable to perform.
Byron 'Blue Suede' Bulford is a nobody on an assambly line who spends his nights in seedy clubs doing Elvis impersonations. As Elvis he's sexier, smoother and better looking.
When Elvis dies, Byron becomes Heir to the Throne of Rock 'n Roll. Becuse after all, Byron IS Elvis - and he's going all the way to COloel Parker to prove it...
There's a hole in the sky where Elvis was, and I'm here to fill it.
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