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Post by Dr Terror on Jan 19, 2009 23:20:58 GMT
Remember the Bic pen reviews? Now try this.
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Post by allthingshorror on Jan 20, 2009 8:22:24 GMT
My wife said she wanted "20 inches of pure pleasure" for Christmas. This gift ticks all the boxes. And that is the precise moment I peed myself laughing.... Genius. I might buy one for the dog - might stop him barkng all the time.
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Post by carolinec on Jan 20, 2009 12:17:24 GMT
That's so funny - those reviews! You're not Mr. A. G. Gray by any chance, are you Charles? "Do they do one of Jonathan" - no, please, no!!! PS: I wonder if Paul Ross would sign one of those for me ...
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Post by franklinmarsh on Jan 20, 2009 13:33:21 GMT
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Post by carolinec on Jan 20, 2009 14:47:59 GMT
.. and now I'm convinced! In between working on the next Black Book, Charles is busy writing hilarious reviews for Amazon using increasingly silly names to hide his true identity!
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Post by Johnlprobert on Jan 20, 2009 16:20:46 GMT
Sheer Monolithic Aural Opiate for the Masses, 24 Jan 2008 By Michael C. Hammer (Beverly Hills) - See all my reviews
As a previous superstar of the early 1990's, my audiophillic nature ensures that I approach every crotchet with a distinct grey cloud of scepticism. I was simply not ready for this experience.
My God I can't stop laughing at any of these. The funniest stuff I've read in ages. Bravo!
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Post by lemming13 on Jul 17, 2010 20:50:07 GMT
I think I hurt myself laughing at this stuff. You people are evil, EEEVVILLL, and I love you. Even though I admit I'm a Vine Voice on Amazon (hey, I get free books, and some of them are actually good) and take it seriously enough to have reviewed a cushion. (It was a damn good cushion, though; I'm leaning on its Union Jack-covered comfiness as I type).
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