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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 13:04:55 GMT
I noticed from the lack of comments that people are obviously worried about my safety. For even though my superb swordswomanship can get me out of some tight scrapes in the day, like with those toughs yesterday on Skid Row, at night I don't have the protection of a chained and padlocked sturdy oaken door, or a brave champion sleeping outside on the threshold to see off wicked men. Fear not however.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 13:16:25 GMT
I brought a golem. Here is my Royal Magician and my Royal Proclamation Maker viewing it. We call it Mother Superior, as it bears an uncanny resemblance to my old convent ruler. Here is my Magician brewing him up in the Royal Perfume Maker's pot.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 13:30:26 GMT
Here I am safely asleep looked over by my loyal Golem.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 13:36:33 GMT
My plan is to head down to Florida to search for Yeti in the wild forests there, but first its a quick stop in my Royal Magician's birthplace Salem.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 13:45:37 GMT
Ok, I'm in Salem, no witches yet. I've been given an old cottage to stay in overnight, it's called by the locals "The old house of strange mysteries and goings on." Or "The shack of doom" for short. So I'm sitting here as the light fades writing this letter to you all back home, wait, what's that noise...there is a rustling outside the door of the room, something is trying the handle, now it's at the window, hold on, it's in the chimney, it gets around, now it's coming down, I can see...one, two, three, or four? No defiantly three testicles, I mean tentacles, it's blubbery and rubber-like and it smells of wet New York sidewalks (pavements for English readers), anyway, it's COMING! NO! THOSE TENTACLES, THOSE TE....
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Post by Dr Strange on Jul 21, 2021 14:03:16 GMT
I'll need a form of transport to get around this large continent. Is there anything you could recommend? Bearing in mind my main mode of dress in ankle length skirts, impractical shoes, and designer headwear. It would help if I had room to wield my trusty sword too, as I suspect fiends abound in this strange brave new world. This would seem to fit the bill perfectly -
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 14:05:46 GMT
I'll need a form of transport to get around this large continent. Is there anything you could recommend? Bearing in mind my main mode of dress in ankle length skirts, impractical shoes, and designer headwear. It would help if I had room to wield my trusty sword too, as I suspect fiends abound in this strange brave new world. This would seem to fit the bill perfectly - It's perfect. What a smart man you are. However is there a two seater? As I've a golem with me.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 14:09:09 GMT
Anyway as I was saying: THOSE TES...
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Post by helrunar on Jul 21, 2021 14:17:40 GMT
THE GOLEM was such a gorgeous film. Excellent choice of stills, Princess!
H.
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Post by ripper on Jul 21, 2021 15:01:53 GMT
Princess, Is your golem nuclear bomb proof?
If you're going down to Florida to seek the Yeti, make sure you take a handkerchief sprinkled with lavender water to waft in front of your delicate, perfectly-shaped nose. Florida man-beasts are known as Skunk Apes there on account of their aversion to regular bathing.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 16:12:35 GMT
I'm still here! I chopped the creatures testi...I mean tentacles off with my superb blade, and my golem finished the rest of the stinky blob off. It turns out this room was where H.P. Lovecraft probably didn't stay, when he probably didn't visit this house, so that could explain the horror that tried to assault me. I decided against Dr Strange's transport suggestion, as I couldn't find a two seater, and have settled on being carried everywhere by my sturdy golem. Here I am about to be picked up by him, I always like to make the moment as dramatic as possible, in case anyone is watching. www.jmberlin.de/blog-en/jmbblog-en/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wegener-golem-taenzerin-galleryimage-768x586.jpg
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 16:24:25 GMT
Princess, Is your golem nuclear bomb proof? If you're going down to Florida to seek the Yeti, make sure you take a handkerchief sprinkled with lavender water to waft in front of your delicate, perfectly-shaped nose. Florida man-beasts are known as Skunk Apes there on account of their aversion to regular bathing. I've no idea if it is bomb proof, as I'm visiting in the year 1896, so the horror in question hasn't been invented by mad scientists yet. Perhaps my Royal Magician can tell you. I'll take a range of perfumes for the beast to try. I'll leave some samples and an address and it can get more from the Royal Perfume Maker by mail order if any take its fancy. If it has any level of civilisation then I'm assuming it will know English.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 17:27:08 GMT
In Salem I ran into a relation of my Royal Magician: Wild Bill Helrunar. Here I am with Wild Bill and a random woman. I caught him just before he went out hunting Buffalo. I'm whichever woman you think is the most attractive.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 17:35:07 GMT
Ok, I'm off into the wilds, see you later! The gun is just to ward off men, I never use it for anything more violent than that. Just to say America is everything I expected it to be and more! Yeehaah!
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Jul 21, 2021 18:13:32 GMT
While I'm away in the Florida swamps, here is Wild Bill Helrunar shooting at a ghost: See ya later Yankie Doodles!
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