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Post by Jojo Lapin X on Jun 6, 2020 20:35:57 GMT
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and show a Kindle to Johannes Gutenberg. Fun!
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Post by dem bones on Jun 7, 2020 11:40:44 GMT
I've usher aboard anyone who whines on about how born out of time they are, send them back to the period of their choice - and leave them there.
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Post by johnnymains on Jun 7, 2020 12:12:47 GMT
If I had a time machine I'd make sure the internet was never invented.
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Post by Shrink Proof on Jun 7, 2020 12:15:02 GMT
That's a difficult one. Apart from the obvious (travelling to next week, noting down the winning lottery numbers and returning to the present), I think the best choice would be to enable slimy, mendacious politicians who constantly whine about a return to "traditional values" because of how much better life was in the past, to finally have their chance to live in the time of the Black Death.
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Post by David A. Riley on Jun 7, 2020 14:24:15 GMT
If I had a time machine I'd make sure the internet was never invented. Alas, like the atomic bomb, it can't be undone.
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Post by Jojo Lapin X on Jun 7, 2020 16:15:57 GMT
Where did everybody see an invitation to contribute their own silly fantasies?
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Post by Shrink Proof on Jun 7, 2020 16:29:17 GMT
Where did everybody see an invitation to contribute their own silly fantasies? It was here a few hours ago. It should be easy enough to go back and see it if you want to....
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Post by PeterC on Jun 7, 2020 18:39:25 GMT
No need to go back to the time of the Black Death. 1955, when England was still civilised, would do nicely.
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Post by Shrink Proof on Jun 8, 2020 7:00:46 GMT
No need to go back to the time of the Black Death. 1955, when England was still civilised, would do nicely. Outside toilets, polio, sexual repression, "no dogs, no blacks, no Irish", backstreet abortions, unquestioning deference to the upper class, grey flannel suits, barbiturates and the H-bomb. Sounds brilliant.
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Post by PeterC on Jun 8, 2020 8:23:30 GMT
Yes, those grey flannel suits were terrifying but in 2020 we've replaced them with terrorist attacks, oriental diseases, illegal immigration, knife crime, the drug trade and race riots.
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Post by helrunar on Jun 8, 2020 11:33:37 GMT
Thanks, Dr Shrink Proof. Pretty much my thoughts as well.
cheers, Helrunar
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Post by jessicaspewkson on Jun 11, 2020 6:01:38 GMT
I'd go back to 2002 </3
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Post by Jojo Lapin X on Jul 17, 2021 18:44:47 GMT
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