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Post by rogermini01 on Jun 21, 2012 1:53:33 GMT
Morning ALL Just share another topic Go straight to www.the-kitchenfactory.co.uk/fitted-kitchens.php and save 80% off London prices for fitted kitchens. I have absolutely no problems whatsoever in recommending this company to anyone and everyone who is looking at buying a fitted kitchen in the London area. This company charged me £2800 for my kitchen and that was including fitting and granite fitting. I got quoted £32,000 from one London kitchen company and the very best price that I got anywhere in London was £8000 for the kitchen, £2500 for the kitchen to be fitted and £2900 just for the granite to be cut. That’s £13,400 for exactly the same as I bought from www.the-kitchenfactory.co.uk/fitted-kitchens.php for £2800. What is it about London that makes everything so expensive? I can buy the same kind of house that I have here in London for a hundred and fifty grand in Yorkshire yet it’s half a million here. I’m going to get my kitchen fitted, sell up and move up north and start living rather than just surviving. Fitted kitchen London
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Post by ramseycampbell on Jun 21, 2012 6:07:52 GMT
Hello again, Roger! Do you prefer van Thal or Paget?
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Post by valdemar on Jul 18, 2013 0:42:33 GMT
Is this a kitchen in which to dismember unwanted guests, or troublesome relatives? Does it have lots of surgical steel racks for choppers, sieves, wooden spoons, Bistouries and bonesaws? Has it got hose-down surfaces, and a tiled floor with a runoff and drainaway [with easy access to remove unflushed adipose tissue and clotted blood, of course]? Does it have provision for an acid bath, with an extractor hood [Prussic acid is nasty stuff, you know - the fumes are simply to die for]? A cold room, with plenty of hooks to hang stuff on? A microwave [walk-in or otherwise - just in case I want to make myself a... well, you don't really need to know what I want that for]? And a grill, in case I want to make myself a cheese and onion toastie? It isn't? Well bugger off, then, and stop wasting our time. This is 'Vault Of Evil', not 'Kitchen Of Doom'.
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Post by ramseycampbell on Mar 15, 2014 11:56:12 GMT
If only you and anybody like you were indeed a new face in hell.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 14:13:04 GMT
I want to know why the board is only being targeted by kitchen sellers, and not toilet wranglers, sauna purveyors and master bedroom merchants...
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Post by Johnlprobert on Mar 15, 2014 15:07:29 GMT
I've wondered that too. Maybe 'Vault' satisfies some weird spamming search engine for kitchen appliances
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Post by erebus on Mar 15, 2014 17:04:24 GMT
Are there any Fitted Kitchen forums out there ? Contemplating joining up and putting some Guy N Smith posts up. These idiots are getting ridiculous. Book forum....Kitchens. Don't think I can see any similarities there. Although I was reading and stirring a pan of pasta in the kitchen earlier today.
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Post by mattofthespurs on Mar 15, 2014 17:36:07 GMT
To be honest, I am thinking of converting my kitchen into a library. Although I think these chaps would prefer it if it was the other way around...
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Post by Craig Herbertson on Mar 16, 2014 12:50:26 GMT
Are there any Fitted Kitchen forums out there ? Contemplating joining up and putting some Guy N Smith posts up. These idiots are getting ridiculous. Book forum....Kitchens. Don't think I can see any similarities there. Although I was reading and stirring a pan of pasta in the kitchen earlier today. I apologise in advance: kitchenfittersforum.com/I'm sorely tempted to start alerting culinary fixture people to the joys of horror fiction
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Post by erebus on Mar 16, 2014 17:16:57 GMT
After a terrible day, this made me chuckle. So tempted to register .
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Post by valdemar on Mar 23, 2014 9:27:49 GMT
They're like buses - nothing for ages, and then several arrive, uninvited, at once. Punks.
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Post by Jojo Lapin X on Apr 5, 2014 17:28:18 GMT
When you say "kitchens," you really mean porn, I hope?
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2014 15:04:02 GMT
Kitchen Reviews UK. Thirty Ex Di*splay Kitchens To Clear. £ 595 Each with app*liances.
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Post by Shrink Proof on May 8, 2014 19:22:10 GMT
Shit, back again. I thought you losers were locked in a cupboard somewhere....
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Post by Jojo Lapin X on May 8, 2014 19:49:49 GMT
Please avoid using words such as "cupboard." I believe it attracts them.
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