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Post by dem bones on Feb 21, 2008 14:31:03 GMT
good news, steve!
now i've slept on the matter, i can't help thinking that you're maybe too personally involved to see that this is really a very enviable win-win situation you find yourself in, and here's for why! following last night's (admittedly unfortunate) incident with the stapler, soon the swelling will be so pronounced that your newly acquired pumpkin-sized bollocks will make it impossible for any change to slip through the troublesome tear, hence no more unseemly scrambling under the bread counter for escaped cash! and think of all the previously indifferent dead hot girls who'll look at you in a far more favourable light when they see those prize marrows spilling out over your waistband! just be sure to wear shades so they don't notice that you've gone boss-eyed with the excruciating agony of it all.
p.s. no need to thank me, mate!
your caring vault; helping stricken mates who staple their dick to their leg.
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Post by carolinec on Feb 21, 2008 21:17:10 GMT
You know, Dem & Steve, have you two ever thought of doing a stand-up comedy double act? You're both so funny; you'd be brilliant!
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