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Post by dem bones on Sept 20, 2009 11:49:48 GMT
Raoul Adony - French Party Games (NEL/ Four Square, Dec. 1967) Blurb Tired of Musical Chairs and Charades? Want to liven up your parties with a few of the games which put the 0-la-la! into French party giving? Then this is the book for you. You can start with innocent games like 'The Divorce' or 'The Perfumed Garden Game'. Then get warmed up with 'Maids of Honour' and 'The Double Bed Game'. As for the closed section — you'd better buy the book and find out about THAT for yourself! We guarantee this will liven any party — even if you do lose your partner!After enduring the worst Jackboot Girls (Nazi Party Games?) could throw at me, i figured it was time for a treat, so - Madame Xavier's Deportment School, The Marquis Game, Pop It In .... Phew! 128 pages of extreme sensual erotica here i come! But. Draw Me A Shape"A guest is placed behind a screen and given an object - anything - a bottle, a cucumber, a doughnut - anything. He or she then has to describe the object, not mentioning color or smell. Those in the room then have to draw what they hear described and, if they guess, write down the object the person is holding. Comparisons of drawings and thoughts on the subject are made with the object itself."Surround The Girl""The photograph of a nude pin-up is placed, face up, on a table. A mirror is erected alongside the photograph Using a felt pen, male guests are then invited to draw a thick line round the girl's contours without looking directly at the photo, but only at her reflection in the mirror. To make sure a man doesn't cheat, a tray can be held between his face and the hand holding the pen, while still allowing him to look at the mirror. Girls can also be invited to draw an outline around a male model photograph."Pop It In"Each girl cooks a special sweet dish and her husband tastes it. All competing husbands are then blindfolded and lined up. The wives, with their dish, then walk down the line feeding all the husbands. The first husband to recognise his wife's dish is the winner. A team of men and a team of girls are blindfolded. Each girl is given a piece of chocolate and told that each piece is different. For example, one girl has plain chocolate, another milk, another fruit and nut, etc. IN FACT all have a piece of plain chocolate. They then try and pop the piece of chocolate into the men's mouths. Once this is done, all blindfolds are removed and the girls THIS TIME are each given a bar of different chocolate. By sampling a piece from each girl, the men must then find the one who gave them the piece of "blind" chocolate. They will all, of course, choose the girl who has the piece of plain chocolate - thus causing confusion and, it is hoped, fun." That's a big ask, Raoul.
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Post by dem bones on Dec 21, 2013 7:05:44 GMT
As it's the season of goodwill, peace on earth to all mankind and so on, thought I'd turn to my man, randy Raoul Adony, see if he could do something to lift the all-pervading Vault gloom with more hilarious French Party incitements to mass murder. Sure enough;
Let Me Be Your Psychiatrist
Some games can be unpleasant. This is one of them. A recent invention which grew out of several psychological conversations among the "arisian intelligentsia". It can only be played by people who know each other very well and demands a fair amount of emotional stamina.
One guest acts like another guest making a point of showing up all that person's worst characteristics. The other players must guess who the "act" is, unless the "acted" person recognizes himself/herself and admits to the faults portrayed before they can do so. Many people have the same faults, one guest is likely to laugh at the bad characteristics of another, then find out that they are his own.
Forget Them Not
Most married couples have a past. The girls have a list of boyfriends as long as their arm, the men a similar list of old flames.
Before the wedding day, or perhaps on the wedding day itself, someone must somehow get to the bride's going away suitcase without being seen and, in all the folds of clothing, inside stockings, in shoes, handbags, in toilet cases, everywhere conceivable, place small tags on which is written "****** is thinking of you", the name should be that of an ex-boyfriend.
Similarly the bridegroom can be thus prepared for a hilarious lot of explaining on the first night. Everywhere you can place tags with "****** is thinking of you", among his clothes, in all his pockets, in his wallet, his diary, his shoes, socks, razor case, everywhere.
If carried out correctly each partner should come across a tag every day of their honeymoon—when bringing out a handkerchief to blow his nose, out falls a tag, when tying on a tie, out falls a tag, etc....
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