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Post by šrincess šµuvstarr on May 24, 2021 17:41:28 GMT
This might be a bit of a long shot, and I may be clutching at straws, but if there are any Russian oligarchs lurking on this site (they might be shy) I'm prepared to marry you. But only if there is at least a fifty year age gap between us, as that seems to be a compulsory requirement. Please leave details of the number of billions you are worth along with your name below, and I'll make a final choice later. If you're rejected by a Princess, how about a Library Priestess? I'd probably be ok with a 20yr age gap, but you have to give me a spare room in your mansion big enough for my book collection. And of course, you'd be paying for all the future books I want, most of which I find out about on this site. Who knew this would become a dating site? I'd better give some additional information, as I've got a strong rival. I have the mind of a supermodel and the body of Germaine Greer. As there is a 50 year age gap, he can't be over 40. Swampirella, I don't think we should get our hopes up too much. |
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Post by Swampirella on May 24, 2021 17:44:22 GMT
If you're rejected by a Princess, how about a Library Priestess? I'd probably be ok with a 20yr age gap, but you have to give me a spare room in your mansion big enough for my book collection. And of course, you'd be paying for all the future books I want, most of which I find out about on this site. Who knew this would become a dating site? I'd better give some additional information, as I've got a strong rival. I have the mind of a supermodel and the body of Germaine Greer. As there is a 50 year age gap, he can't be over 40. Swampirella, I don't think we should get our hopes up too much. Agreed (she sighed dismally). |
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Post by Swampirella on May 24, 2021 18:42:39 GMT
Butting in again:
Dem "Budget? What budget"?
Isn't Dem a Russian oligarch? If he is, he's had us (or at least me) fooled for several years now. |
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