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Post by Johnlprobert on Feb 23, 2009 19:24:54 GMT
The items on this thread are providing me with more inappropriate chuckles than I've had in ages. Apart from the obvious 'Dick Hansom' (whatever you do don't get in his carriage) I love that those trading cards are for 'Suggested for Mature Audiences'. Unlike the film, then  which IS for gurls as any fule kno |
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Post by dem on Feb 24, 2009 11:27:19 GMT
I don't remember a bar in Forbidden Planet. Or did you just happen to have your usual crate of Guinness about your person at the time? Typical. A man has a glass of Babysham on his eighteenth birthday just to be sociable and that's it - stigmatised for life! Is there no end to this infernal BSD merchandise? Can't believe one of my alleged 'friends' could have been twisted enough to mail me this postcard. How unutterably blousey (like the film)! What's wrong with a simple 'Greetings from Bognor'? Actually, I just turned up a bumper box of vampire-related postcards, and very unlovely they are, too. God help you all the next time my scanner fetish gets a hold .. |
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Post by franklinmarsh on Feb 24, 2009 11:32:21 GMT
'Dick Hansom' (whatever you do don't get in his carriage) Sheer genius Lord P. This bloke really deserves to turn up in Project X, along with my old mate Charles Blackguard, the mortuary attendant who takes really good care of his charges.... Hee! Bet Dem's got the BSD lunchbox and action figures... |
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Post by dem on Feb 24, 2009 11:54:06 GMT
Funny you should mention it, but I think I saw some lurking in that suspiciously coffin-shaped cabinet next to the Yucca plants .... Oh, sorry. That's the BDSM figurines. I, uh, do beg your pardon.  |
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Post by andydecker on Feb 24, 2009 12:31:20 GMT
They surely got the wrong angle for this postcard Somehow hard to believe that one of Dracula´s women is Monica Belluci  Gues she really had nothing better to do on this patricular day. |
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Post by dem on Feb 24, 2009 22:22:39 GMT
Everything was going Ok until Franklin sauntered in flaunting his ghastly lunchbox, and now all Hell's broken loose! OK, own up. Who planted a this bloody Annie Lennox's cassette single in me jacket while i was consulting the latest issue of Shiny (research purposes) in Mr. Chowdhury's splendid Off-Licence? God knows, I've bought some rubbish in my time, but even I know where to draw the line!  A terrible shock, then - but worse was to follow. I get back home, and - would you credit it ?!! - some sicko has tucked a really ancient edition of Cri*s*n, inside my bag, and, more cherry-inducing still, it is this particular issue of Cr*ms*n! As if the most unsightly blemish ever to disfigure the face of vampire cinema in the history of time warrants a "special"! How indisputably FOR GIRLS ONLY everything about Bram Stoker's Dracula is! |
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Post by allthingshorror on Feb 25, 2009 8:28:31 GMT
Probably the only half decent piece of BSD merchandise that was released - check his vampiric loveshaft...  |
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Post by dem on Feb 25, 2009 11:04:47 GMT
Yawn! How almost supernaturally un-scary! I've had more frightening bags of Monster Munch. Tat, all of it!  |
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Post by chastel on Feb 27, 2009 19:40:57 GMT
I have that comic book version. Great fun, just like the movie.  to haters. Yai, femininity! Bram Stoker´s Dracula is a lovely blood-red rose which decorates vampire cinema. ;D |
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Post by dem on Mar 23, 2011 17:25:53 GMT
i was hoping that this would show up online! one of very few redeeming features of the entire Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula hype was this ill-disguised promo for same, broadcast in January 1993 on the Melvyn Bragg hosted The South Bank Show: Dracula. Some kindly soul has uploaded the entire 50 minutes over six parts - loads of quality movie clips, several name interviewees and, best of all, rare footage of the Vampyre Society as they materialise in a cemetery and commandeer a park bench (favoured past-times of Vault's more degenerate element)! Other participants include Winona Ryder, Gary Oldman, Daniel Farson-Bram-Stoker's-Great-Nephew, Prof. Christopher Frayling, Stephen Jones and Sir C. Lee. Here are some nice stills to get you in the mood.  The Vampyre Society reading .... Dracula! Miss Fangy tripping through the tombstones Pandora angrily refutes scurrilous allegations of black sorcery participation Carla Calamity! Hamlyn Nasties man Daniel 'Transplant' Farson in his natural habitat |
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which IS for gurls as any fule kno
Gues she really had nothing better to do on this patricular day.
to haters. Yai, femininity! 