glampunk
Crab On The Rampage
gloompunk; glitter goth: disciple of Rikki Nadir: demonik in disguise, etc.
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Post by glampunk on Mar 29, 2010 7:38:51 GMT
we'll have to throw ourselves upon the mercy of ph*tob*ckets anti-seventies smut police here, so if you like the look of any of the following cover scans, grab em while you can. William Bloom - Getting There (Panther, 1975: originally Michael Joseph, 1973) Blurb Richard Ward is getting there.
He is making it — money, beautiful women, fame, his name in the design-consultancy business. He takes tea with Tory Ministers and dope with hippie freaks high in the underground movement. His pornographic charity art show gets busted on obscenity charges and the biggest wheeling deal in his career is in jeopardy. But Richard is getting there, and fast — only his destination is not quite what he thought it was ..
"Very pacey, especially the executive quick stuff. As a business thriller it works well" - Evening Standard
"Alongside the orgies there's a tight plot that might have been Agatha Christie-carpentered" - The Times
"Splendidly energetic" - Daily Telegraph
The plotline suggests there's something of the Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!'s about Getting There but the Sunday Times critic proclaims Mr.Bloom "a born writer, he has genuine narrative power and enviable gifts of insight into character." i'm living in hope that he got it confused with an entirely different book. Petra Christian - The Sexploiters (NEL, Nov. 1973) Blurb From the start of her new assignment for 'Freedom Girl', Sally Deenes was strangely fascinated by Peter Warning. His agency offered 'unusual positions' to girls looking for more than a routine office job. She was determined to find out more about this sexy, but dangerous man.
Sally's investigations led her to a nudist colony run by a weird family called Whancus; a pornography shop in Soho; and industrial espionage.
Once again Sally proves her worth and produces a scoop story. This is yet another of her successful adventures, following HITCH HIKER and THE NEW DRIFTERS.Stephen John - This Way, Please! (Tandem, 1973) Blurb "This outrageous book .... I have never read anything like it"—Lord Flogrond.
Albert Divine, Crumpet King of Chelsea, Don Juan of Jermyn Street, never looked for trouble; it collected round him.
The grand finale of the London poetry festival — beat poets posturing, nude girls gyrating — gave him the idea. "Are you saying", asked Ted Hawkins, "that you'll lay me five hundred nicker you can make a famous painter out of some jerk what nobody's never heard of and who ain't got no talent neither?" Albert was.
With his qualifications, Albert should have stuck to forged Old Masters, photographic reconstructions, African primitives—and the determinedly faithful Angela. He was out of his depth in the world of instant art — submerged under a writhing tide of beaded hippies, liberated models, and the stalwarts of the Female Union to Combat Kowtowing Ethnically to Men.Worshipped by the Marsh & Maitland chapter if i'm not very much mistaken. Timothy Lea - Confessions From A Health Farm (Futura, 1974) Blurb At last! Timmy and Sid involved in something healthy. Surely no opportunities here for international intrigue, smutty photographs, and over-taxed bedsprings? All Timmy had to do was spend a week at Bosky Dell Health Farm to see how things were done, then he and Sid would set up their own business.
The trouble was that Timmy wasn't used to living on grapefruit and lettuce, and he certainly hadn't expected to find someone as energetic as Mrs Chalfont next door.
It was a pity Timmy had to leave in such a hurry, but never mind, he'd picked up some good ideas. And with a lady like Wanda Zonker as a partner, he and Sid just couldn't go wrong.As Confessions .... covers go, this one is actually sweet.
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Post by severance on Apr 15, 2011 19:30:28 GMT
Let's see if this works, first book cover hosted at Ripway. Ken Welsh - Bits on the Side - published by New English Library, July 1980. What is it about? Frankly, who cares?
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Post by dem bones on Apr 15, 2011 20:38:41 GMT
and people say NEL were a spent force after 1979! i never thought i'd get to type such a thing but that cover is even racier than andy's Nick Carter: The Eyes Of The Tiger!
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Post by andydecker on Sept 25, 2011 13:02:11 GMT
Found this on a foreign website. Is this a novelisation? How many of these sex-comedys did they do?
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shanea
Crab On The Rampage
All things GNS
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Post by shanea on May 17, 2014 18:42:29 GMT
This is the Petra Christian NEL 1972 The New Drifters i1145.photobucket.com/albums/o505/carnivore70/20140517_141359_zpsqwme9haz.jpgBlurb There was the sauna bath in Sweden that had some unusual sidelines
Then ther was the trip to the British pop festival with the blue film maker
After that there were the hippies and the Hell's angels and a hurried journey to the Mediterranean
Finally there was Tangiers........
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Post by helrunar on Mar 15, 2017 20:25:25 GMT
In case there are any other non-Brits trolling this thread who, like myself, have puzzled over the intriguingly onomotapoeic interjection "Phwoar!," I am providing some sample definitions and usage examples, pinched from a site I have to visit frequently these days, Urban Dictionary.
So, for those in need, definitions of Phwoar!:
1. Acknowledgement that a person is extemely 'fit' (as in good-looking).
Phwoar! She'd get it.
2. An interjection used to say something is awesome, sexy, amazing, or hot
Phwoar! Look at that chick in the tube top!
3. (this one was supplied by an individual who rejoices in the soubriquet "High Revoltage"--no, chaps, that's not Helrunar by another name)
A term referring to sexy, which is synonymous with Matt Bellamy, David Tennant, Ewan McGregor, and any other sexy beast.
Have you seen Matt Bellamy in that leather coat and shiny trousers?? PHWOAR!! SEXY!
#matt bellamy #sexy #hot #nice butt #take me home baby
(I must now check the interlineation to see if Mr Bellamy's derriere merits such fulsome praise)
4. This one offers a new lexical puzzle, to be explored under separate cover:
An angry queef.
I was hitting it from the back and heard her phwoar when i accidentally called her by her sisters name.
5. This one seems rather recherche...
Thor's retarded brother
Oh look here comes Thor, oh wait never mind it's Phwoar.
Yours in the spirit of research,
cheers! H.
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Post by Swampirella on Mar 15, 2017 21:21:32 GMT
In case there are any other non-Brits trolling this thread who, like myself, have puzzled over the intriguingly onomotapoeic interjection "Phwoar!," I am providing some sample definitions and usage examples, pinched from a site I have to visit frequently these days, Urban Dictionary. So, for those in need, definitions of Phwoar!: 1. Acknowledgement that a person is extemely 'fit' (as in good-looking). Phwoar! She'd get it.
2. An interjection used to say something is awesome, sexy, amazing, or hot Phwoar! Look at that chick in the tube top!
3. (this one was supplied by an individual who rejoices in the soubriquet "High Revoltage"--no, chaps, that's not Helrunar by another name) A term referring to sexy, which is synonymous with Matt Bellamy, David Tennant, Ewan McGregor, and any other sexy beast. Have you seen Matt Bellamy in that leather coat and shiny trousers?? PHWOAR!! SEXY!
#matt bellamy #sexy #hot #nice butt #take me home baby(I must now check the interlineation to see if Mr Bellamy's derriere merits such fulsome praise) 4. This one offers a new lexical puzzle, to be explored under separate cover: An angry queef. I was hitting it from the back and heard her phwoar when i accidentally called her by her sisters name.5. This one seems rather recherche... Thor's retarded brother Oh look here comes Thor, oh wait never mind it's Phwoar.Yours in the spirit of research, cheers! H. Thanks for taking the time and trouble! It's a word (?) I know I'll never use....
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Post by helrunar on Mar 15, 2017 22:09:50 GMT
It occurred so consistently in discussions of Lulu and Lucia and other literary gems in these pages that I felt the need to investigate...
cheers, H.
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Post by helrunar on Jun 4, 2018 3:10:50 GMT
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Post by valdemar on Jun 25, 2018 3:53:08 GMT
Flicking through this section made me think of that most peculiar of things - the tall tree with a selection of grot mags in it's branches. Here, in Suffolk, they were a common sight, as were the hedgerow bushes, miles from civilization, and yet stuffed with porn mags. One didn't have to look for them - they were just there. It's as if all the grot shops in Soho had been warned of a Vice Squad raid, and disposed of their stock in parts of rural England. When I was about fourteen or so, my mate Terry went on holiday to Kent. He came back with a load of hardback cover hardcore European porn, that he had found in the bole of a tree in a wood, miles from anywhere. He said there was tons of the stuff, but he and his brother could only hide thirty or so in their luggage. I suppose nowadays, with the rise in digital media, the porn mag in a tree, will,like white dogshit, vanish. Oh, and you show a cover of a book entitled 'Most Buxom', and yet, the cover displays the young lady's arse. FAIL.
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Post by tlawrence on Sept 21, 2021 16:22:58 GMT
What is a grot mag? Asking for a friend who is licorice-challenged.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Sept 21, 2021 16:28:40 GMT
This is a beastly thread and I am reporting the creator of it to the board owner. Hold on... I was right all along, he is a beast, a beast!
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Post by dem bones on Sept 21, 2021 16:46:59 GMT
Alas, it's but a travesty of the masterpiece it once was. Another thread murdered by the despicable Denver extortionist racket that is ph*t*b**ket.
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Sept 21, 2021 16:48:51 GMT
Alas, it's but a travesty of the masterpiece it once was. Another thread murdered by the despicable Denver extortionist racket that is ph*t*b**ket. Monster
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Post by 𝘗rincess 𝘵uvstarr on Sept 21, 2021 16:53:21 GMT
Alas, it's but a travesty of the masterpiece it once was. Another thread murdered by the despicable Denver extortionist racket that is ph*t*b**ket. I'm surprised to see such a cultured man as helrunar on here. I can only assume he is a Jekyll and Hyde character. Hopefully he has grown out of the Hyde part.
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