Roger Dale Trexler - A (Re)Visit With The Shorts: 25th Anniversary Edition (Annihilation Press, 2013: originally 1988)
Roger Dale Trexler - Time Capsule For Rent
Paul Dale Anderson - A Very Short Introduction
The Shorts
Cold Brew
Hard Copy
Finding a Thrill in the Horror Universe
Myself, and One Other
Yes, Piranha, There is a Manta Claus
The Accidental Tourists
Jack Short Gets Lucky
A Taste For Liquor
The Slaughter of Helpless Sheep
Retaliatory Strike
Pennywise and Company
The Case of the Shorts
Songs
Kings of the Nighttime World
All Night Laund-O-Rama
The Incomplete Man
The Beer
Working The Late Shift
What is Love ?
Is That A Streetlight or The Moon?
Satan’s Resume
A Cask of Generic Brand
High Tide
Wake Up CallHave so many excuses-for-reviews to complete that now is most certainly not the time to begin yet another collection, but 25 stories in 98 pages should make for the ideal dip-in dip-out book in the background.
Except this is
A Visit With The Shorts. Mauled on initial publication as "the worst collection of stories ever produced on this planet," the 25th Anniversary edition is augmented by a further nine (?) stories from Mr. Drexler's second volume,
Cold Brew (1989). Reading it has been ... an experience.
The Shorts: There are three of them. Mom Clara, daughter Alicia, and son Jack 'the Blade' (a psychopathic killer), none of whom stands above three foot tall. The Shorts scratch a living as performers in Snidely's Circus, but they've hit hard times since Pa died. A hostile alien invasion brings a change in fortune. Back cover gives fair warning that these are "Tales of the bizarre and uncanny." The opener certainly qualifies as the former.
The Beer: Laid off Ad man Jack McKenzie beats nagging wife Samantha, steals from her purse, drives to the Liquor Store for a cheap twelve-pack. The stuff tastes foul and something slimy has taken up residence inside one of the cans. Samantha's oft-repeated prediction that one day the beer would get him proves spot on!
Myself, and One Other: A foetus avenges itself on Dr. Sarah Henderson of Chicago's 'Right To Choose' Abortion Clinic ...
Finding a Thrill in the Horror Universe: When your existence is one endless real-life gore movie with Sci-horror interludes it soon becomes tedious. The cat sprouts tentacles out of its head, the wife is gang-raped before devouring her assailants, monsters crawl from the TV screen ... Jack Yolen finds it all very humdrum.
A Taste For Liquor: You know those filler text stories in 'fifties horror comics? Imagine if some fly-by-night publisher had lauched a
Bizarre Coprophilia Tales .... Tom and Helen sharing a drink. She complains that her beer tastes awful but his is great. Tom explains the secret is in the mixing, and rams the bottle up her arse before pouring. Thanks Tom, that's much much better!
A Cask of Generic Brand: A street bum re-enacts E. A. Poe's
The Cask Of Amontillado on a budget.
Satan's Resume: The Counsel of Galactic All- Beings place an ad in the
Omnipotent Times requesting a ruler for planet Earth. Satan forwards his impressive CV.
The Case of the Shorts (For Paul Dale Anderson): How Sergeant Emrik correctly identified a serial killer from a packed theatre audience. Not sure I should admit as much in public but the denouement is so jaw-dropping outrageous it had me fall off the couch in fits of laughter.
Songs: The Devil has all the best tunes, or, at least, the ones that appeal to those sucker Heavy Metal freaks, and that's all he needs to goad religious extremists to war. Enema Explosion's
Go To Hell lights the fuse for Armageddon.
Jack Short Gets Lucky: Father uses his teenage daughter as bait to lure Jack 'The Blade' Short, the three foot tall sex-killer, from hiding. It works. Writing in
Scream Factory #10, Peter Enfantio distinguishes
A Taste For Liquor, the title story, and what reads like a "pro-life" propaganda piece,
Myself, and One Other, as especially risible. I make him right, and this one's not far behind.
The Slaughter of Helpless Sheep: When Todd Compton pulls a gun on Religious cult leader, Sigmund French, the Holy man and his followers remain annoyingly unfazed, as well they might. These pesky Jesus people have the durability of cockroaches!
Is That A Streetlight or The Moon?: Last stand of Herman Travis, the suicidal werewolf, who can never forgive himself for shredding best pal Scott.
TBC