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Post by dem bones on May 29, 2011 20:52:16 GMT
Barry Porter - Junkyard (Zebra, Nov.1989) Blurb There was something living in the old junkyard. Something with yellow eyes that glowed among the mountains of mangled metal. Something with long, sharp teeth and a taste for fresh, warm blood. And the intelligence to wait for its prey with patience and unearthly cunning.
The boys loved hanging out together in the junkyard - that's why they built the Pit, their secret clubhouse. But lately it wasn't the same. Maybe they were getting too old for kid stuff ... or maybe it was the Pit that was changing. Sometimes it felt kinda scary ... like they didn't belong there .. like someone was just waiting for them to leave the safety of the Pit for the dark, twisted corridors of the JUNKYARDman, things have come to a pretty pass when the acquisition of a 'Kennington House Corp' (aka Zebra) paperback thrills a body almost to the point of ejaculation, but you have to admit the blurb sounds a bit special. On the minus side, this being a Zebra, said blurb is likely to be the best thing about it, but, to my eternal shame, I couldn't wait to get started. Barry Porter begins as though he means business. In the first chapter, we meet a tramp named Harry wandering aimlessly on a misty, bitterly cold night. Harry usually dosses down under the railway arches with his fellow transients and wino's, but this night he still has half a bottle to down, and isn't in a mood to share. He finds himself at Winsome Junkyard an, seeking warmth and shelter, eventually opts for the relative comfort of a wrecked automobile. Something BIG comes loping his way. A pair of blazing eyes appear in the mist. Followed by a snout and a mouth full of cruel, sharp teeth.... to be very continued ...
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Post by dem bones on Jun 10, 2011 11:11:51 GMT
"Great hairy things with tails bigger than my leg and glaring red eyes and razor-sharp teeth? I mean, it's like something out of a cheap horror story."
now here's one of those neat surprise packages the trashier end of pulp horror vomits up from time to time. i must've scrutinised the cover for a solid week, and even then had my doubts if Junkyard would qualify as a genuine 'when animals attack' nasty. what are those things supposed to be: werewolves? lesser spawn of Cujo? demons? surely not a colony of huge, steroid-enhanced rats?
It's four years since Nick Jurgen, Larry Santino, Mark Kisbaugh and Ray 'the shrimp' Holscombe constructed their clubhouse in the semi-abandoned junkyard, and while Larry and Mark still hang out there for Friday night beer and porn video orgies, Nick and Ray have more pressing concerns, namely fifteen year old Pauline Martinez who has the greatest pair of legs in the history of the human race. Small-fry Ray is besotted, but Pauline only has eyes for his trendy buddy, tough guy Nick, who has nice hair and wears a leather jacket. Nick wants the Pit to himself this Friday as he needs a secluded spot if he's ever to get lucky with Pauline. Initially angry that Nick, who hardly ever visits, should presume to evict he and Mark from their clubhouse, Larry sees the opportunity for a spot of voyeurism. The Pit stinks of beer and smoke, so it's gonna need an air vent to make it fit for a lady - why not build one in the roof?
Sheriff Martin Peltzer has more pressing concerns than losing his virginity right now. over the past two years, cats, dogs and several local teenagers have vanished from the face of the earth and now this transient, Harry the bum, has gone AWOL. Harry's disappearance he can live with, but the missing kids' parents are continually haranguing him over the phone for answers he can't provide. Little can he know it but now little Mary Hawthorne's lovable scamp of a puppy, 'Pups', has also been snacked on by four enormous, deformed, greasy black entities in Winsome Junkyard ....
Ed Kelton, owner of the junkyard, has been in too much of an alcoholic stupor to give his business any attention of late, and folk tend to have forgotten he exists. It all stems from the night when he saw his three Dobermans, Death, Terror and Beau, torn to pieces by the same monsters who've done for Harry and Pups. Only now has he began to get his act together. He loved those dogs and it's up to him to avenge them. Fortunately, he has an old Viet Vet colleague who'll provide him any firearms he requires on a generous no fee, no questions asked basis. Ed isn't stupid. If he's to descend into the abandoned sewage tunnels that honeycomb the junkyard, he needs to know what he's up against. Off to the library then, to consult back issues of the local rag.
Winsome is surrounded by barren fields and Ed learns that two years ago, wannabe entrepreneur James Thanimore won government backing to introduce a miracle chemical preparation to the soil. Thanimore's attempt to transform Winsome into an agricultural hot-spot backfired when the resulting super-vegetables were deemed too dangerous for human consumption. The crop, along with all evidence of the experiment, was quickly destroyed, the matter hushed up and quickly forgotten.
But not before the local rodent population had filled their bellies of the lethal junkfood.
To add to the fun and games, we've night patrol cop Kevin Gavel, the most promising deputy on Sheriff Peltzer's force, ever ready to offer a kind word to teenage runaways along with a nice meal and lodgings at his secluded farmhouse. Gavel moonlights as a bondage-freak child molester and has been using the junkyard as a handy dumping ground for neatly packaged chunks of missing teen ....
TBC ...
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Post by dem bones on Jun 10, 2011 17:37:08 GMT
Friday night. it seems like several lifetimes since Harry the bum died his agonising death but only four days have passed, and for the first time in living memory, Winsome Junkyard is the place to be.
Ed Kelton, armed with customised flamethrower and rifle, enters the tunnels on a death or glory mission.
likewise, Ray Holscombe, desperate to prove himself to his mates and make himself attractive to girls, crawls down a hole with his DIY monster-killing kit.
Larry and Mark climb up-top the Pit, awaiting the arrival of the unsuspecting young lovers.
Deputy Gavel has yet another butchered corpse to dispose of. He loads the several gruesome packages into the boot of his patrol car unaware that Sheriff Peltzer has him under surveillance.
The enormous rats are tucked away in their lair, awaiting nightfall and another blood feast.
How many of the above will live to see Saturday morning?
If Barry Porter somewhat overdoes the spine-freezing suspense in the earlier chapters (the episode involving 'Pups' is so protracted as to make Lionel Fanthorpe think twice), he better than redeems himself in the final third. At last we get to witness the rats in all their flesh-rending, entrails-chewing glory and, truth be told, they so steal the show i'd completely lost interest in whether or not Nick would finally figure the intricacies of bra removal, but then the perversions are a touch too Richard Laymon lite for my depraved tastes.
Porter had another horror published by Zebra that year, Dark Souls. anyone read it?
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